Nature Retreat
Hidden in the foot hills of the Sierra Nevada's, just a short distance from Los Angeles, La Finca Loca Ranch offers nature based healing in a breathtaking setting, designed to reconnect you to what truly matters. Entirely off grid and eco powered, this magical ranch invites you to take a reprieve from the chaos of your daily life and give yourself the treat you need right now, in this season.
Every experience is customized to you-
DISCOVER YOUR INNER YOU
Imagine:
Swaying in a hammock all day under the shade of a majestic oak tree, letting your worries drift away.
Clearing your mind with a peaceful walk through the breathtaking Tehachapi Mountains.
Enjoying an exhilarating mountain bike ride on miles of groomed trails across our sprawling 185-acre ranch. Enjoying gentle yoga on the grass afterwards.
Spending quality time with horses, donkey, ostriches and goats in our crazy barn..
Indulging in a soothing massage from a licensed therapist or a Reiki healing session, surrounded by nature and horses or in a cozy yurt.
Exploring your inner self through guided meditations in nature or immerse yourself in the healing vibrations of sound baths. You might just find the answers your soul has been seeking or maybe you’ll just enjoy a blissful nap.
Gifted Practitioners
Our community of gifted mediums, yoga instructors, channelers, healers, card readers and sound practicioners are here to inspire and guide you, ensuring you leave feeling transformed and fulfilled, no matter what you seek at this moment in your life; or in this season.
Glamping Accommodations
Although we have all the creature comforts of civilization, such as electricity, running water, hot showers, flushing toilets, internet, and satellite TV, we are an entirely off grid property. We generate our power through solar and wind. We have our own well for water. We handle all our waste, as there are no trash trucks up here. You will truly be connecting with nature in our glamping style accommodations. You will get dirty, and dusty and you will not care. As there is magic to be made here on a soul level at this magical ranch.
Customized to you
Sometimes we need more. Sometimes we need less. And sometimes, we’re not quite sure what we need at all. I’ve created a questionnaire to gently explore what you’d like to experience during your time here. It’s my heartfelt intention to meet you exactly where you are and offer what best supports you right now. And if you’re unsure what that is, we’ll discover it together.
Energy
Healing
Upcoming Retreats
WINTER reTREAT FEBRUARY 5TH -7TH 2027
Winter in the mountains is unpredictable. Nature rules. We abide. It could be warm and sunny, or there could be a foot of snow on the ground. Either way, this is the time of year to go within. We gather by the fire and enjoy warm comfort food of the season. We spend quiet time to reflex and cocoon. We take this time and space to reflect and truly relax into the winter wonderland around you. You’ll leave feeling renewed, replenished and full of hope for your path ahead . Book a call today—for much-needed solo rejuvenation or a memorable escape with friends and family.
FALL reTREAT OCTOBER 2ND - 4TH 2026
In just one weekend, step away from the noise and return feeling transformed, inspired, and renewed for Spring. Let yourself be embraced by the lush greenery of the season. Pause long enough to notice the tiny wildflowers, feel the earth beneath your bare feet, and reconnect with the rhythms of nature. Whatever your body, mind, and soul are longing for, it is our sincere intention that you find it here at La Finca Loca Ranch. Our questionnaire helps us understand how to craft a personalized retreat just for you.
SPRING reTREAT APRIL 24TH-26TH 2026
Spend a sun-soaked weekend in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada's, immersing yourself in nature and reconnecting with who you truly are. Let the long summer days lead you outdoors—whether you're lounging with the animals, swaying in a hammock, or cooling off in our pool. Every weekend experience is fully customized for you. Hike, bike, ride a horse, take dreamy afternoon naps, join guided meditations, receive channeled messages from spirit, or unwind with gentle yoga followed by a restorative sound bath. Book healing sessions with our Reiki masters or melt into a massage in a breathtaking outdoor setting. As evening falls, gather around the campfire and savor the warm summer nights under the stars.
SUMMER reTREAT JULY 10TH - 12TH 2026
Change is an inevitable part of life. Do you know which direction you're heading? Have you lost sight of what brings you joy or the freedom to fully be yourself? If your spirit feels weighed down, the shifting of the season might be the perfect moment to realign, release, and rediscover. Spend a transformative weekend stepping into Autumn’s gentle invitation to let go. Get clear, inspired, and excited about who you are and what you truly want in life.
